Band Wagon

Very few things in this world piss me off. I been finding myself lately dealing quite often with one of these things lately. And that is fucking BAND WAGON JUMPERS trend followers, groupies, turncoats what ever the fuck u wanna call em they piss me off. Anybody who knows me knows that i am none of the above i give props where props are do but switch sides i do not will not and never will do.
Now your probably wondering wtf im talking about this for but its as simple as this im not a trend follower im a trendsetter ive been the way i have for 22 damn near 23 years so dont confuse me wit these trend following busters. I do the things i do cuz its what i like not cuz its whats hot. The man point im trying to get to is this whole rockstar phase that the entire country is going through right now. Everybody is doing it because hey weezy doing it Kanye is wearing scarfs let me go get one. WTF dude find yourself and stop being a little band wagon jumping putz.
It pisses me off because ive been a rockstar way b4 it became the cool thing to do my swag has been totally extravagant and un copyable my whole life so yes even in the midst of a rockstar trend i still stand the fuck out why u may ask. Simply because i am the Shi-I-it.
Know the next step is for me to get the mohawk that ive wanted since middle school couldnt get it then moms wouldnt have it didnt get it later cuz i was loving my hair to much now that its gone i can do it no remorse. But oooooooooooooo is moms gonna have a heart attack.
Anywho since ive brought this statement about everybody is telling me im following the trend. but i regret to inform you that no bitch im still setting them im jus so far ahead of the curve that u cant even recognize the creativity and swag so to be put simpley

IM FUTURISTIC BITCH IM LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF U LAMES