Sunday, April 26, 2009

Magnetic Personality

So Im gonna start wit a sidebar cuz this is my second blog in a row straight from the LX gotta love technology. Anywho you know how people always make the statement "you have a magnetic personality" now wtf exactlly does that mean that if I walk out metal is gonna stick to me lol.... every body wants some kinda magnet chick magnets or pussy magnets for example. But anyway the point im tryna make is I think I have some sort of magnet. Im not sure but I think it attracts troubles lol. Any way its seems that no mater where I go my troubles or issues stay right around the corner and if its not the old ones its new ones.... or maybe its the reason im single. Yea I said it. I have a chick magnet lol. But not the one ur avg nigga wants I got a crazy bitch/slash confused chick magnet. Every girl I seem to attract either doesn't know wtf she wants from me or herself or is jus muy loco holmes es off en la cabasa ... these chick be half a small frie and toy short of a happy meal.... and I don't know why is it cuz im weird but I thought opposites attract and in that case I should have sane girls all over me cuz imm a little screw loose but I own a screwdriver I jus choose to leave it that way for fun .... so if anybody knows how to turn off this magnetic thing then please please calll me at 1-800- bananna-creampie lmao

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Calmer Mind for the Day

Well im alway one to admit when I've been a bit of a grumpy wat not. Yes lately I've been quite a pissed off lil bugger. But I feel a hell of a lot better now than I did. Lastnight I couldn't sleep and decided that iwas gonna listen to some R&B. Now when it comes to this im like the old people it aint wat it used to be so im all about the oldies. I got to listening to "going in circles" every version known to man and its amazing how the same song same words same general idea for the tune but yet I felt a different emotion with each version.... I don't know if u have ever done it but if ur in ajumble and a little lost in ur mind throw on some random R&B wat ever u like at about 3 or 4 in the a.m. turn off the lights and vibe. No matter wat it is it will relax u and bring about a calm. Unfortunately it brings about a few other things like emotions and thoughts I forgot I had or at least try and forget hmmmmm *sigh* oh well we all have to confront things sooner or later we can't always paint it black.... yea I turned to rock first last night.... so even though I feel a little emotionally drained from faceing my emotions im glad it happened cuz 45 minutes of sleep or not ...... I Have A Calmer Mind For The Day.

The Mystery of Females

Soooo i realize that there are certain things in life that you are jus not meant to know. Im cool with that but aint it a bitch when things slap you in the face on the regular and you just dont know wat the hell to think about it. So as much as i know about every thing and the overwhelmingly nice skills of deduction i have...... ladies you are a bigger enigma to me then the meaning of life i think i could sit down for a day wit a bean and figure that one out. But yall omg i could sit down for months and think and i would prolly be more confused than when i started off. I mean really yall have the most contradictory mind set ever i mean wtf. Either you like somebody or you dont plan and simple. Dont make decisions harder than they have to be{that applies to everybody tho}. And what exactlly does moving on consist of is it leaving the person alone or is it im gonna say i dont like you but secretly do and say stuff to fuck up your head. Another thing this whole imma make him jealous to try and keep him interested thing yo give that shit up. For real all you doin is pissing people off and if you was that worried about it you shoulda did something before the nigga decided he got tired of the bullshit and went another direction. Ladies if any of you read this please take away these next couple of thoughts ...

1) If you know a nigga had or has feelings for you do not i reapeat do not ask this nigga about some shit the other nigga you talking to is doin {lies, trippin, not enough attention etc.} for real that nigga is gonna wanna chop u in the throat at least i would.
2) this goes for dudes too NOBODY WANTS TO BE YOUR FUCKING BACK UP PLAN
3) If you feel like you need to play mind games so that you can still try and recieve attention guess what its time to give up on it shorty let it go.
4)Please Please PLEASE dont say anything you dont mean to this other person and expect them to know wat you really meant i dont read minds boo and i dont know anybody that does.
5) Last point and its very important ok if there has been a bit of a gap created by one or the other person i know it may bug you to think that somebody is either trying to forget you or has forgoten you but look it jus may be for the best fall back let it be wat it is if they wanna come back around they will jus dont wait or hold your breath cuz it might not happen.

LADIES PLEASE TAKE THESE WORDS OF WISDOM TO HEART AND NOT BRUSH THEM OFF

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Band Wagon

Very few things in this world piss me off. I been finding myself lately dealing quite often with one of these things lately. And that is fucking BAND WAGON JUMPERS trend followers, groupies, turncoats what ever the fuck u wanna call em they piss me off. Anybody who knows me knows that i am none of the above i give props where props are do but switch sides i do not will not and never will do.
Now your probably wondering wtf im talking about this for but its as simple as this im not a trend follower im a trendsetter ive been the way i have for 22 damn near 23 years so dont confuse me wit these trend following busters. I do the things i do cuz its what i like not cuz its whats hot. The man point im trying to get to is this whole rockstar phase that the entire country is going through right now. Everybody is doing it because hey weezy doing it Kanye is wearing scarfs let me go get one. WTF dude find yourself and stop being a little band wagon jumping putz.
It pisses me off because ive been a rockstar way b4 it became the cool thing to do my swag has been totally extravagant and un copyable my whole life so yes even in the midst of a rockstar trend i still stand the fuck out why u may ask. Simply because i am the Shi-I-it.
Know the next step is for me to get the mohawk that ive wanted since middle school couldnt get it then moms wouldnt have it didnt get it later cuz i was loving my hair to much now that its gone i can do it no remorse. But oooooooooooooo is moms gonna have a heart attack.
Anywho since ive brought this statement about everybody is telling me im following the trend. but i regret to inform you that no bitch im still setting them im jus so far ahead of the curve that u cant even recognize the creativity and swag so to be put simpley

IM FUTURISTIC BITCH IM LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF U LAMES